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I’m a fairly positive type of guy, but certain things do get me riled from time to time.

Take ping-pong balls for example.

Whenever you drop one it’s an absolute nightmare to pick up.

You end up running after the thing looking like an old man with a serious back condition.

Here are a few more things that wind me up…

1.    People that press the ‘open door’ button on the underground – it doesn’t work.

2.    Women that do back to back gym classes – surely you’re not working hard enough in the first class.

3.    Bird poo – largely because some landed on me head the other day.

4.    Whingemuffins – especially people who moan about their weight and never do anything about it – Grrr!

5.    Skinny jeans on men – do I need to say more?

6.    Personal trainers who text whilst training their clients – stop it, you’re giving us a bad rep.

7.    The phrase “how much cardio should I do to lose weight” – cardio isn’t the best way to lose weight.

8.    My Mother-in-law using the internet – a painful experience that nearly brought me to tears.

9.    Guys who guzzle lucozade and munch on protein bars straight after a workout undoing all the good work they’ve just done in less than 5 minutes.

10.    Facebook peeps that overuse the words “epic” and “boom”.

11.    Weight loss shake companies – if I get another email from one of those reps I’ll lose it!

12.    People who leave a horrible smell in a Starbucks toilets that I subsequently enter – the next person, usually waiting outside, then thinks it’s me!

13.    People who walk on the treadmill.

14.    Cake pushers – usually a friend that tries to persuade you to have a sweet treat and then says “Ooh, aren’t we naughty”.

15.    Walking into spider-webs – especially across the face.

A few points above are serious, but much of it is just for fun and hopefully made you chuckle.

If not…here’s another one to add.

16. People without a sense of humour ;)

Hope you enjoyed them and I’ll catch you later.

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Gavin Walsh
Gavin Walsh

A British fitness and fat loss magician that helps men and women lose the jelly from their belly pronto. Gavin is the head coach here at Body Fixers and has been featured in the likes of Men's Health, Women's Health and Men's Fitness, as well appearing on British TV several times with delightful nuggets of fitness and fat loss wisdom.

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