I typed ‘bush hair’ into the Google machine a minute ago.
Don’t ask why, but what popped up certainly threw me a curve ball and inspired this little nugget of wisdom.
I’m talking PUBIC politics.
It’s up for serious debate: big and bushy or super streamlined?
I’m a worldly sort of man and so I felt it was my duty to investigate this matter further.
The result of my little investigation: the mighty bush is back in business.
The porn star look is out of date and more and more women are turning to the au naturel look.
Now I’m not sure I’m entirely convinced by this 70’s bush, but if that’s what the cool kids are doing nowadays who am I to argue.
I know us men have a very good reason to keep things tidy down there though.
Things start to look bigger!
A couple of extra inches can’t hurt any man, even if it’s just an optical illusion.
But for the ladies, I guess it’s just a case of what you think looks better naked.
Oh and whether you’re married with three kids and running round like a headless chicken most of the time!
If that’s the case then ‘grooming’ your lady garden might not be top of your priorities.
But, moving on.
Let’s go back to the naked thing.
A lot of people would like to look better naked.
I mean who doesn’t want to look better starkers?
The thing is that so many men and women just hop on a diet.
While that might help you lose weight.
It won’t necessarily make you look better naked.
You see, its one thing looking good in your clothes, but it’s another looking good with your bits on show.
So, remember this my friend…
– Diet to look better in your clothes.
– Exercise to look better naked.
Okay, that’s enough naked talk for one day me thinks.
Before I go, just remember one thing.
If you decide to go all big and bushy, that’s fine.
Just don’t blame me if your other half freaks out when you whip off your undercrackers.