Have you had your Weetabix?


Holy crap, how are you going to make it through the day?

Fear not because the clever clogs at Weetabix have come up with a ‘cracking’ idea.

It’s a breakfast in a bottle.

Hold on a minute.

First we had breakfast bars.

Then breakfast biscuits.

Now, we’ve got a breakfast in bottle?!

What next?

Breakfast cakes?

Whack a bit of fibre and protein in them and all will be fine and dandy.

Or that’s what they’ll have you believe.

This shiznit is getting out of hand.

It caters for the lazy mofo’s.

“Haven’t got the time” these people say.

My left testicle they haven’t got the time!

And I’m willing to bet my right testicle that the people who eat this stuff for breakfast will also have a shoddy looking lunch and dinner.


Keep it simple.

Eggs, porridge and fruit for breakfast.

Not all together, that would be mental.

If you need helping hand with what to eat then I recommend my 30 day jump start cook book.


It’s got 3o different breakfast options in there for you to choose from.

Bottom line.

Don’t eat shit for breakfast.

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Gavin Walsh
Gavin Walsh

A British fitness and fat loss magician that helps men and women lose the jelly from their belly pronto. Gavin is the head coach here at Body Fixers and has been featured in the likes of Men's Health, Women's Health and Men's Fitness, as well appearing on British TV several times with delightful nuggets of fitness and fat loss wisdom.

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