Have you had your Weetabix?
Holy crap, how are you going to make it through the day?
Fear not because the clever clogs at Weetabix have come up with a ‘cracking’ idea.
It’s a breakfast in a bottle.
Hold on a minute.
First we had breakfast bars.
Then breakfast biscuits.
Now, we’ve got a breakfast in bottle?!
Whack a bit of fibre and protein in them and all will be fine and dandy.
Or that’s what they’ll have you believe.
This shiznit is getting out of hand.
It caters for the lazy mofo’s.
“Haven’t got the time” these people say.
My left testicle they haven’t got the time!
And I’m willing to bet my right testicle that the people who eat this stuff for breakfast will also have a shoddy looking lunch and dinner.
Keep it simple.
Eggs, porridge and fruit for breakfast.
Not all together, that would be mental.
If you need helping hand with what to eat then I recommend my 30 day jump start cook book.
It’s got 3o different breakfast options in there for you to choose from.
Don’t eat shit for breakfast.