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Reason #1: Chub rub.

This is that crazy phenomen when your thighs rub aginst each other.

Often people complain about a fire between their legs (not in a good way).

Men will also look like they’ve waxed the inside of their legs.

Reason #2: When are you due?

People mistaking your food babies for actual babies.

Reason #3: Spanks. 

They might keep things in place, but wouldn’t it be nice not to wear spanks on a daily basis.

There is also a male equivalent, which is just weird.

Reason #4: The fat vampire.

If the World is taken over by Vampires and you’re carrying a wee bit too much chub you’ll most likely get eaten first.

Plus, if you get turned in a blood sucker, you’ll be overweight for eternity.

Reason #5: Back fat. 

Need I say more?

Reason #6: Bouncy, bounce.

Exercise without your boobies trying to hit you in the face every few seconds.

Of course, there are tons of real and very serious reasons to lose fat but that wouldn’t be as entertaining as this little medley.

If you need help with any of the above just have a look around the site.

I’m positive that you’ll find something to help kickstart your fat loss.


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Gavin Walsh
Gavin Walsh

A British fitness and fat loss magician that helps men and women lose the jelly from their belly pronto. Gavin is the head coach here at Body Fixers and has been featured in the likes of Men's Health, Women's Health and Men's Fitness, as well appearing on British TV several times with delightful nuggets of fitness and fat loss wisdom.

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